Ladies and gentlemen, meet The Asparagus Button.
For a variety of reasons asparagus makes your pee stink. Bad. If you’re interested in why here is an interesting article but suffice to say, it makes your pee smell incredibly horrible. Not like delicious Honey Smacks. Horrible.
So. Even those these incredibly awesome urinals from SLOAN in our HQ Bathroom automatically flush they’ve also given you what I’ve called, The Asparagus Button. This button gives you the ability to flush the urinal at will. No need to walk away. No need to wait until you’ve already turned and left for the sink. Hit the button, instant flush.
So, the next time you have a dinner party and you enjoy a nice side of asparagus using a delicious recipe you found on All Recipes - you don’t have to suffer with the consequences. Just hit The Asparagus Button.
