July 2011
1 post
Remember hqbath?
Jul 30th
October 2009
1 post
Ladies' Room
Well well well, it’s been a while since we’ve updated our HQ public bathroom status. Well today in the ladies’ room, our female employee told us ;)…. She goes into the bathroom and finds that the toilet seat is up in the ladies room….hmmmm, what does this mean? Was there a unauthorized man in the room? Was there a he/she in this room or do women secretly try to be...
Oct 22nd
September 2009
3 posts
4 tags
Sep 23rd
5 tags
The multi-tasker, Jr.
It seems that the son of The multi-tasker also works in the same building because last week I saw him in the HQ Bathroom. Like his father, The Multi-tasker Jr. is also capable of doing more than one thing at a time. Somehow Jr. is able to type on his iPhone with one hand while holding his, well, little Jr. with the other hand. As I was walking into the bathroom he was tapping out the end of an...
Sep 23rd
3 tags
While using the vacant HQ bathroom today I found a trend in my own habits. I use the shorter urinal. There are two urinals in the HQ bathroom. One at the average height that you’d expect to find in a public bathroom and one slightly lower. They both work the same. Each one has the same features as the other. However, I seem to gravitate to the shorter one. Maybe I use the shorter urinal...
Sep 4th
August 2009
2 posts
The hard slap
A few weeks back I am in the bathroom at HQ and a guy is at the next urinal over. When he finishes up I hear him smacking his ‘you know what’ loudly and violently against his hand. I guess the typical wiggle would not suffice. Remind you I am right next to him, it was like it was bad and needed to be punished. After said instance, the man skipped washing his hands and left....
Aug 19th
3 tags
The multi-tasker
Today some dude was typing feverishly away on his iPhone, with the keyboard-clicking audio event sound turned on and set to its loudest setting apparently, while completely dominating the toilet bowl. While I’m sure his colleagues appreciate his prompt replies there was nothing at all pleasant about the experience for me.
Aug 19th